Trump Team Unveils New “Republican Wrecking Ball” Campaign Graphic
by Alexander Butterfly
September 10, 2015 - The Trump campaign released a new ad today using modified video images and lyrics from the 2013 Miley Cyrus hit “Wrecking Ball,” building on Trump’s status as a Washington outsider and a purportedly strong visionary capitalist, as well as his no-holds-barred approach to a much-needed change in governance.
Trump himself touted the ad as an appropriate, symbolic representation of his intent to clean out the cesspool of entrenched political hacks in Washington, by taking a wrecking ball to the institutional detritus that has “led our great country down the crapper for the last three decades.”
When asked why he chose to depict himself as a wrecking ball swinging below a naked 23-year-old avowed bisexual, Trump replied, “It grabs your attention, am I right? I mean, I’m certainly not going to have some 60-year-old dog-slob sitting on my head, and she isn’t dating any of my kids - Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, Don Jr., or little Barron I think - so what do I care?”
Reached for comment, Miley Cyrus said, “I literally puked my guts out when I saw the f***ing ad for the first time! What a f***ing creepy and arrogant a**hole! My lawyers are almost sh***ing themselves at the prospect of litigating this f***ing political pervert into another bankruptcy!”
Trump’s response: “Join the crowd you freaky little imp, I will bury you along with the Republican establishment and all of your crazy left-wing blowhard friends.”
No word yet from the Republican field, the Democrats, or music aficionados. Most seem to view this as just another day in our new millennial politics.
September 10, 2015 - The Trump campaign released a new ad today using modified video images and lyrics from the 2013 Miley Cyrus hit “Wrecking Ball,” building on Trump’s status as a Washington outsider and a purportedly strong visionary capitalist, as well as his no-holds-barred approach to a much-needed change in governance.
Trump himself touted the ad as an appropriate, symbolic representation of his intent to clean out the cesspool of entrenched political hacks in Washington, by taking a wrecking ball to the institutional detritus that has “led our great country down the crapper for the last three decades.”
When asked why he chose to depict himself as a wrecking ball swinging below a naked 23-year-old avowed bisexual, Trump replied, “It grabs your attention, am I right? I mean, I’m certainly not going to have some 60-year-old dog-slob sitting on my head, and she isn’t dating any of my kids - Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, Don Jr., or little Barron I think - so what do I care?”
Reached for comment, Miley Cyrus said, “I literally puked my guts out when I saw the f***ing ad for the first time! What a f***ing creepy and arrogant a**hole! My lawyers are almost sh***ing themselves at the prospect of litigating this f***ing political pervert into another bankruptcy!”
Trump’s response: “Join the crowd you freaky little imp, I will bury you along with the Republican establishment and all of your crazy left-wing blowhard friends.”
No word yet from the Republican field, the Democrats, or music aficionados. Most seem to view this as just another day in our new millennial politics.